Binding in spirit, unenforceable in Kerala, and not reviewed by anybody's lawyer. By continuing, the participant — hereafter the Groom — accepts the following.
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The Groom participates of his own free will, in full possession of his faculties, for now.
02
The number of stops, their order, their contents and their consequences are not disclosed, not negotiable, and not up for discussion in the car.
03
Photographs taken today may be shown at the reception, to relatives, at any volume, without notice.
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The organisers accept no liability for sunburn, indigestion, sentiment, or anything served in a plastic pot.
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Withdrawal is theoretically possible. It has never been attempted. There is no known procedure.
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Whatever happens today is, by unanimous agreement, the Groom's own fault.